Home for Passover! Which means that within five hours everyone has already started snipping at each other, my parents yelling at me because I don't have a summer internship yet (everyone they've talking to, their kids have their internships already,) and my younger sister is correcting my table manners ( Read more... )

After I spot her with the book:

Mom: A friend just lent it to me. It's supposed to be really good!
Me: Redone Twilight fan fiction? Really Mom? I still read fan fiction and I can probably get you stuff better than this.*

I snag it and flip right to a sex scene.

Mom: ???
Me: I'm looking for the word "hardness." Least erotic word, ever.
Mom: Gimme. I'm ( Read more... )

RIP Maggie, the sweetest black lab in existence ( Read more... )